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10 more facts of life

Journal Entry: Wed Nov 7, 2012, 10:26 PM
1- A mosquito has 47 teeth.

2- Polling the electorate does not mean what you thik it means (you grot).

3- Most stupid people don't know they're stupid (they will become agitated and aggressive if you point it out so beware).

4- Girls, ask your friends if you're good at walking in high heels. If it takes them more than a second to reply, stop wearing high heels. It's awkward and kinda painful to watch.

5- Guys, skin tight jeans are just for the ladies and guys of a certain persuasion.

6- Telling people that you're smart will make them automatically assume that you're a moron.

7- Kim Kardashian did not become famous for her fashion (don't google search this at work or you'll get fired)

8- There are no snakes in New Zealand.

9- Actor Jamie Foxx's real name is Eric Marlon Bishop.

10- Before a spotted skunk sprays you, it'll actually do a couple of handstands first so if you see one and think he's just trying to entertain you, don't move in for a closer look. The results will be less awesome than expected.

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ShadowcatPrime Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh wow. :lmao:
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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Hahaha. Need to think of more...
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ShadowcatPrime Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Indeed. XD
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knightchick Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I concur :rofl:
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Ezri-Krios Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:rofl: :love:

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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Heeheehee :)
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RazKurdt Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
I want more!! I need more!! Do you have more facts? Do you?
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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Yes! So many more!! I'll try to do another today :P
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Rama-Kay Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
LOL!! hehehehe Nice..
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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks! :P
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mythlover20 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Professional Writer
You're toying with people with some of these, aren't you?

Oh yes, you are.

I'm on to you! :eye:

Shame on you for not letting me join in the fun. :(
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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Lol no I'm not at all. They're all true. Which don't you believe?
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mythlover20 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Professional Writer
The no snakes in NZ, and he gymnast skunk. I'm pretty damn sure there are snakes in NZ, and the skunk headstands just seem ridiculous. Funny, but ridiculous. The rest I believe, but exactly what do you mean by me not knowing what polling the electorate means? I know!
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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Hahaha. I was serious! NZ bans any snakes from entering the country and just to prove a point [link] :P
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Lootra Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
5. Haha, yep!

8. Wow, I wasn't expecting that given that it's right next to Australia. It just seem like NZ would be populated with them too.
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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
I know right? NZ actually has massive immigration rules about snakes too. None are EVER allowed in.
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Lootra Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I bet they just love Samuel L. Jackson then for his stellar performance and strong stance against snakes! [link]

Btw here's a garden snake I caught sneaking around. [link]
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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Oh crap! Poisonous or not I'd stay clear! Call in Wrex and "Doctor Boot" to deal with that.
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Lootra Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha, yeah their curious little creatures. However, they're not like bears or wolves which are territorial or at least I haven't noticed them acting that way. They just wander around looking for mice, but yeah, I wouldn't get to close at all. :D
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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Lolz. Well they can be as curious as they want so long as they're not curious about climbing up my leg. Oh now I'm reliving the scene with the snake thing from Prometheus... *shudders*
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yoyonah Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yay! New ten facts, huzzah!
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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Lolz. More to come!!!
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yoyonah Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Huzzah!
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