10 MORE 1st World Problems caused by Mass Effect

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1- Frustrated that in the dream sequences my Shepard seems to be running through jelly. OMFG PICK UP THE PACE SHEP! WE GOT PLACES TO BE!

2- Annoyed that my Shep seems far more upset at the kid dying than at any of his best friends dying. I don't remember any dream sequences about Shep 'jelly running' after poor departed Legion.

3- Magnetic walls. Here I am trying to resurrect my buddy by pressing A and yet because of my proximity to a wall I get slammed against it instead. Sorry buddy…I tried…RIP…

4- Embarrassed at my Shepard dancing in ME2 to try and attract Morinth when I am clearly a much better dancer than that.

5- Irritated that I just got message from someone saying "Come meet me on the Citadel" when I JUST LEFT THERE.

6- Diana Allers. That is all.

7- Frustrated there was no Drell, Geth, Salarian or Krogan choices for my squadmates in ME3. Not even a new race. Wrex was even on the damn Normandy for the whole game for cripes sake! Y U NO LIKE FIGHTING, WREX???

8- Annoyed at characters not getting annoyed at me when I come over to start a converstation with them and it goes like this; Them "Hello Shepard, how can I help you?" Shepard "Nothing. Get back to work" Them "Okay, talk to you later". Man I'd be PISSED if someone did that to me....

9- Irritated that I can't get past objects more than two feet tall. I can kill a Reaper single handed but I can't climb over a crate…

10- Irritated to hell that every time I get called in to a meeting with Hackett without me even wanting to, I then have to run for five minutes then wait while two gossiping hens scan me for god knows what (did I catch something from Holo-Hackett who is in the room NEXT DOOR) before I can get back to the Command Deck.

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jeanwrap's avatar
Amen to that sir.
And I believe the two ladies scanning (as annoying as it is) is a subtle loading screen?