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Zaeed had been hitting the booze HARD and mistakenly purchased a bottle of Turian beer with hpynogenic qualities. Zaeed is apprehended attempting to shoot down some Vorcha with two bananas. When the police ask him what damage he thought his two bananas could cause, Zaeed looked down, puzzled for a moment, then replied,
"Have you seen my costume?? I AM THE LORD OF THE BANANAS!!". Zaeed was kept in lockup for the night...

Credits:

Character belongs to Bioware and EA Games

Zaeed by PabloPicasso
Banana by decanandersen

Photoshopped by me
Posed by me in XNALara from Dusan Pavlicek
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RickOShay1 Featured By Owner May 17, 2014
LOL, no, not Zaeed! 

P.S. RIP Robin Sachs; Voice of Zaeed.
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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
I knowwwww. So sad. I'm going to redo this one in HD soon. Robin inspired a lot of people with his awesome voice acting.
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RickOShay1 Featured By Owner May 18, 2014
First time I heard his voice; when he played the military driving instructor for SpongeBob.
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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Oh wow. I had no idea that was him! Off to watch that again now :) :)
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RickOShay1 Featured By Owner May 18, 2014
I think it's called "Mrs. Puff, You're Fired".
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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Holy crap you were right! He makes an awesome shark :P
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RickOShay1 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014
Ha! Look what I found!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tolJGJ…
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RickOShay1 Featured By Owner May 19, 2014
I didn't even know who he was until I played ME2; and then I remembered hearing his voice in SpongeBob without even bothering to look up the cast, it was just that distinctive.
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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Good memory Rick. I'm good with faces but not so much with voices. I watched it last night and totally heard him as Zaeed the whole time :)
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Karolkwiecjasz Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013
RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Hell yeah he does! :)
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Karolkwiecjasz Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013
Aaaand I've got a BANANA on My Face...
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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Bahahaha. Now you've got me missing Zaeed even more :(
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Karolkwiecjasz Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013
Am I? So hear that: Zaeed is such a badass, so he can shoot someone wih a banana WITHOUT having a banana...
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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Lol. He teleports them in from another dimension :P
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Karolkwiecjasz Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013
By 1 think WITHOUT THINKING!!! RULES!!! i must make Zaeed in Saint's Row 3. That would be Kick-ass Bad-ass!!!
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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Hells to the yeah it would!!!!!!
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Skyward-Dreamer Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
Lol! The image of Zaeed with two bananas in a firefight will never leave my mind now. ;)
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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Hahaha. He kinda does look like a big banana :P
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Skyward-Dreamer Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013
LOL! :D
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ZaeedMassani Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
Joni, yep.
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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Yep yep.
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blackroserandom Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
Oh Massani haha
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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Hahaha. You can't keep Massani out of trouble for long :P
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blackroserandom Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
Hehe next time, I'm locking him in his room. :P
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ZaeedMassani Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
NO!
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blackroserandom Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
*leaves a bottle of whiskey in his room and locks the door* There that should be good :P
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ZaeedMassani Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013
ahhhwargh
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RMTG Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Student General Artist
Uncle Zaeed need some sleep to sleep that beer effect off.... in the cell for the night.
Lol~~ Thanks again for making funny stuff with ME~~
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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Hahaha. My pleasure :)
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ZaeedMassani Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
Erm
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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
:P
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Jetxor Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Student General Artist
This made my day OMG. Nice!!
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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Hahaha. Thanks! :)
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BBMacToma Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I can see him in this shot making bullet sounds with the bananas: "PEW PEW PEWWWWW!!!!" This is hilaaarious!!!!!!
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ZaeedMassani Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012
Pew. Pew pew.
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BBMacToma Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You made my week, Zaeed!!! I'd hug you but I don't know if that's a banana in your pocket or...
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JoesHouseOfArt Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Hahaha. Hey if Mario can use them as weapons why not Zaeed?
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